Nothing to really write home about, but I wanted to give a special mention to Chuck our carriage attendant. What a star you were. From the way you placed your hands on the womans buttocks to practically throw them onto the train. To the way you managed to turn my bed back into seats in incredibly quick time when I went to the loo at 5:15am, Even though I could have had another view hours sleep. I particularly loved the way that you managed to stick my bag and laptop on the top bunk and still close it.

If I hadn’t left my GPS tracker on the bloody train, I’d go as far to say you were the worst thing about it.